Youthful Gamers Pillows

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Baby Screen Time

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

Modern Childhood

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

Net Bubbie

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I'm going down to the rock,paper,scissors room if anyone's looking for me.'

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

Kids in car play iSpy on tablets.

March of the Zoombies.

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"So I think I'm going to do my college essay on 'Overcoming Adversity'."

Children trying to play table tennis

'When you get done playing your video games can you go yell at your son to stop playing video games and clean his room?'

"The sandbox has WiFi!"

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'