Young Gamer T-Shirts

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Modern Childhood

"The sandbox has WiFi!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Net Bubbie

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

"That corners's the children's special play area."

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

Kids in car play iSpy on tablets.

Alien Claw Game

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

March of the Zoombies.

"So I think I'm going to do my college essay on 'Overcoming Adversity'."

Children trying to play table tennis

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

'When you get done playing your video games can you go yell at your son to stop playing video games and clean his room?'

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

'Bad news! Your love line stops at your line of credit.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'