College-bound Gamer Gifts

"So I think I'm going to do my college essay on 'Overcoming Adversity'."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"One year closer to college!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Trust

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!"

"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."

'I flunked my driving exam. How am I going to get into Harvard now?'

'Of course, that's just an estimate for your children's college costs.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"I think we'd better enjoy these table scraps while we can. . . I heard the older child say she wanted to go to college!"

Binge Drinking On Campus.

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.

"The sandbox has WiFi!"