College-bound Gamer Gifts

"So I think I'm going to do my college essay on 'Overcoming Adversity'."

"One year closer to college!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Trust

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Modern Childhood

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"That corners's the children's special play area."

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"Gracie, you do not need a cell phone. Little girls like you don't get important phone calls."

"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!"

"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I flunked my driving exam. How am I going to get into Harvard now?'

'Of course, that's just an estimate for your children's college costs.'

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

'I'm only a kid for a few years, Dad- I need more time with the computer.'

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

"I think we'd better enjoy these table scraps while we can. . . I heard the older child say she wanted to go to college!"

'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'

Binge Drinking On Campus.

Marco Polo faced rejection as a child.