Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.
Dreamer Of Doom Gifts
Searching for a unique gift that captures the whimsical gloom of a dreamer of doom? Our curated collection celebrates the creatively dark side with humorous, thought-provoking items. Perfect for artists, writers, or those who love to ponder the mysterious and macabre, each piece is designed to spark imagination while adding a dash of wit to their space or wardrobe. Celebrate their love of the creatively dark and the delightfully ominous with gifts that are as imaginative as they are fun.
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I don't like the looks of that!"
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
George Orwell
Optimist
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
Totalitarian Humour
"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."
'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'
Tuesday, 2022
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."
Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
"That'll be the day!"
'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'
"Damn. Totally mis-read that."
Pasadena Playhouse War
Big Bubba Is Watching You!
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...
"Don't worry, it's nothing."
"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"
How to survive the coming crash.
Post Post
Climate Change Contingency House
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
The End is Near/Just the Beginning
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
Prepare to meet your author today!
"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"
"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"
George Orwell
Dreamer Of Doom Gifts Collection
Dreamer Of Doom Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that embrace the creatively dark with witty and whimsical designs—great for every gloomy dreamer.
Dreamer Of Doom Pillows
Find pillows that bring a touch of macabre humor and dark elegance to any room—ideal for fans of the creatively gloomy.
Dreamer Of Doom Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate the mystery and magic of gloom—an inspiring addition for the dreamer of doom.
Dreamer Of Doom T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase their love for the darkly creative—witty, artistic designs perfect for the dreamer of doom.