Doomsday Prophet Pillows

Your problem is you lack committment.

'I didn't bother to bring my sign today -- What's the use?'

'Who do I see about getting a mortgage'

'Have you considered short-term treasurys?'

"Says here the world will end in 2012." "Will it be televised?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

How to survive the coming crash.

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Every time Trump wins a primary, we get one step closer."

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Climate Change Contingency House

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

Prepare to meet your author today!

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"