Future Doomsayer Pillows

Where do you see yourself in five years?

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

Apocalypse Research Center

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

End of world nigh!!!

Meet Thy Doom

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

The End is Nigh

"The end of the world is nigh."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

Prepare to meet your author today!

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

"You took your time!"

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."