Future Doomsayer Pillows

Where do you see yourself in five years?

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Free speech isn't cheap!

Apocalypse Research Center

Beware of the 4th quarter.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

End of world nigh!!!

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Meet Thy Doom

How to survive the coming crash.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"The end of the world is nigh."

The End is Nigh

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

Prepare to meet your author today!

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

'Tell me more about your premonition of impending dom, Mr Syms...'

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

"You took your time!"