Techy Doomsayer Pillows

Get a cozy pillow with a funny, tech-inspired message for the doomsayer. Great for their space, adding humor and comfort to their tech-themed decor.

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End of world nigh!!!

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Online Dating

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Free speech isn't cheap!

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'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time. mockup

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

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'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.' mockup

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

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'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?' mockup

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

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The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

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"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness." mockup

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

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"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!" mockup

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

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Plugged In

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"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges." mockup

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

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'They're finally taking me seriously.' mockup

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

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'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.' mockup

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

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"OK Zoomer!"

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'The End is Near'

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"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective." mockup

"I set your phone to alert you every five minutes of what I want for Christmas. It's annoying, but very effective."

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"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right." mockup

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

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'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.' mockup

'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'

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The world is coming to an end again. mockup

The world is coming to an end again.

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Stop worrying, the end is near anyway! mockup

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!

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"He doesn't talk much. But whatever you do, don't give him your phone number. He will blow up your text."

"He doesn't talk much. But whatever you do, don't give him your phone number. He will blow up your text." mockup

"He doesn't talk much. But whatever you do, don't give him your phone number. He will blow up your text."

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'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?' mockup

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

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'If you'd like to read my marriage proposal, check your phone. I texted it to you earlier today. I told you we tech guys were romantic.'

'If you'd like to read my marriage proposal, check your phone. I texted it to you earlier today. I told you we tech guys were romantic.' mockup

'If you'd like to read my marriage proposal, check your phone. I texted it to you earlier today. I told you we tech guys were romantic.'

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"I hate these tablets - when I dine out I want a waiter I can snap at!"

"I hate these tablets - when I dine out I want a waiter I can snap at!" mockup

"I hate these tablets - when I dine out I want a waiter I can snap at!"

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Millenium bug

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The Boundless Blue Screen of Death mockup

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

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The end of the economy is coming! mockup

The end of the economy is coming!

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'...For someone who really cares call your mother.'

'...For someone who really cares call your mother.' mockup

'...For someone who really cares call your mother.'

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Where do you see yourself in five years?

Where do you see yourself in five years? mockup

Where do you see yourself in five years?

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"Pay no attention to Carlson. He's all tweet and no google."

"Pay no attention to Carlson. He's all tweet and no google." mockup

"Pay no attention to Carlson. He's all tweet and no google."

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A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist.

A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist. mockup

A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist.

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The World Will Not End With A Bang Or A Whimper. It Will End With A Hack Or A Tweet.

The World Will Not End With A Bang Or A Whimper. It Will End With A Hack Or A Tweet. mockup

The World Will Not End With A Bang Or A Whimper. It Will End With A Hack Or A Tweet.

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Wary of the cloud

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Techy Doomsayer Pillows Collection

Techy Doomsayer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring techy doomsayer humor— Ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their coffee or tea.

Techy Doomsayer Prints

Decorate your space with prints that capture the essence of techy doomsayers—funny, dark, and uniquely expressive.

Techy Doomsayer T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts that speak to techy doomsayers—funny, clever, and perfect for casual wear that stands out.