Urban Preacher Fan Pillows

Want to hear some preaching?

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Applause

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Excommunicate Me.

Hip hop Santa.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

Doomsday marketing

John Calvin

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Honey please!

Street musician enterprises.

Bling Bling.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Guitar emergency.

Guitarist.

"The end of the world is nigh."

'The end is near.'

Pedestrian parking only.

Mr. Science Times