Urban Preacher Fan Gifts

Want to hear some preaching?

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Applause

Excommunicate Me.

Hip hop Santa.

"Throw me somethin', mister."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

Doomsday marketing

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

John Calvin

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Guitar emergency.

Guitarist.

"The end of the world is nigh."

Honey please!

Street musician enterprises.

Bling Bling.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'The end is near.'

Pedestrian parking only.