Doomsday Lover Mugs

"This is doing me out of a job..."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"I'm more of a day owl."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Doomsday marketing

Meet Thy Doom

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

The End is Nigh

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Prepare to meet your author today!

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

Mr. Science Times

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

"You took your time!"

'Garlic and crucifixes won't hurt, but if you really want to keep the Count at bay just say 'commitment'.'