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The End Of The World Is Nigh - 'Isn't that the CEO?'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Movies vs. Films

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Speech

I Pagliacci

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Oedipus

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

The End is Nigh

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"