Nightmare Explorer Pillows

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Monster Squashed Under the Bed of an Obese Man.

'I just kept running and running...and there was never a cliff.'

'Dad still getting the nightmare where the guy orders the Puligny-Montrachet with the guacamole?'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

Office Dilemma

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Astral Projection

Barcode Dreams

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Bird Bath.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

A dream of consequence

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"