Haunted Explorer Pillows

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Be open to help.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Amateur Palmist

Nostradamus.

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"If only you knew. . ."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Shipwrecked.

"I have grave news."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Palm Reader...