Haunted Explorer Pillows

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Be open to help.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Amateur Palmist

Nostradamus.

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I have grave news."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Shipwrecked.

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"If only you knew. . ."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."