Chaotic Explorer Pillows

A man hunting in gale of wind

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Then what happened?"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Signs of Stress

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Plasma Ball

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

A dream of consequence

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Careful

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Marco Polo