Romantic Night Seeker Pillows

"I have a date with Gregorio. We're going dancing. I like doing things...that make me feel younger!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dead Funny

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Baker Romance

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Speed Dating.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

The Wishing Well

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Try a danged head shot!"

Funnel of Love.

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'