Monster Mystery Pillows

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Myths and legends...

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."