Mystery Marvel Pillows

'The light stays on after I shut the door.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

$1: Family Secrets

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"I said slime."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Cheating Death.

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.