Monster Mystery Gifts

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

Zombie standup

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Dead Funny

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Night of the Zombonies.

Out To Lurch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Myths and legends...

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Zombie pet tricks.