Giant Fish Fantasist T-Shirts

"Any luck"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Topsy-Turveydom

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

"Help me open his mouth. Not to retrieve my lure, but for my buddy Jim who got too close to it to take a selfie."

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

Liar's Club fish

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

'Set the hook, Earl! He's gonna git away!'

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

Man and fish

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"You dream of days like these!"

It's 630, are you coming or not?