Giant Fish Fantasist T-Shirts

"Any luck"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Topsy-Turveydom

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

"Help me open his mouth. Not to retrieve my lure, but for my buddy Jim who got too close to it to take a selfie."

Liar's Club fish

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

'Set the hook, Earl! He's gonna git away!'

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

Man and fish

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"You dream of days like these!"

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.