Giant Fish Fantasist Pillows

"Any luck"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

Topsy-Turveydom

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

"Help me open his mouth. Not to retrieve my lure, but for my buddy Jim who got too close to it to take a selfie."

Liar's Club fish

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

'Set the hook, Earl! He's gonna git away!'

'Blood-curdling screams, Hayes, will do nothing to help us catch a fish.'

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

Man and fish

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

"You dream of days like these!"

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.