Fish Fantasy Pillows

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Fishing Contest

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"Any luck"

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

A man fishing in a tree stump

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'A compilation of fish stories? You'll find that in the fiction section.'

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

'I'm telling you it was this big!' - Anglers Wives

What? The night light helps me fall asleep.

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

River Report

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'What about all these fish stories?'

"Little Dude says his name is 'Jonah'."