Fish Fantasy Prints

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Fishing Contest

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

There was something fishy about this jump,

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"Any luck"

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'A compilation of fish stories? You'll find that in the fiction section.'

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

'I'm telling you it was this big!' - Anglers Wives

River Report

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'What about all these fish stories?'

"Little Dude says his name is 'Jonah'."

'A salesman from the Ozone Oxygen Corporation to see you, sir.'