Fish Story Fan Pillows

Fishing for very dumb fish.

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Always a bigger fish.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

There was something fishy about this jump,

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

Father imagining son with fish

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

Something Like Sport.