Aquatic Creature Fanatic T-Shirts

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Neptune

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

Leak in the fish tank.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."