Aquatic Creature Fanatic T-Shirts

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Neptune

"He was a sea rescue."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Leak in the fish tank.

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Fishing Boat Derby