Golden Goose Dreamer T-Shirts

The Goose that Laid the Golden Business Concept, tragically born years ahead of her time.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Cosmonaut

The Big Tipper

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Happy Birthday!"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The Amateur Golfer

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

Running out of Gas.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Saguaro Cacti.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Kid's today!"

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"My mind is still on vacation."