Golden Goose Dreamer T-Shirts

The Goose that Laid the Golden Business Concept, tragically born years ahead of her time.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Cosmonaut

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

The Big Tipper

It can be taken up at any age....

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Amateur Golfer

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Save our Planet.

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Grass huggers.

Lionel Messi

Running out of Gas.

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Kid's today!"

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."