Gold Fever Dreamer Gifts

"Do you mind?!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Running out of Gas.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Lionel Messi

Breaking Through

"Trepanning for gold"

Flower seed and Bird seed

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

Gardening for Beginners

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

Tree in concrete jungle

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'Dollar'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'If the sky fell in... would it let the global warming out?'

Money is the Incentive.