Gold Fever Dreamer Mugs

"Do you mind?!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Running out of Gas.

Breaking Through

"Trepanning for gold"

Flower seed and Bird seed

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

Gardening for Beginners

'Dollar'

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

Tree in concrete jungle

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

'If the sky fell in... would it let the global warming out?'

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

Money is the Incentive.