Connectivity Dreamer Mugs

Desert wifi

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Math Dreams

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Meet the Enemy

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."