Connectivity Dreamer T-Shirts

Desert wifi

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Math Dreams

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Meet the Enemy

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'