Navigational Nightmare Survivor Mugs

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Emergency Phone.

Barcode Dreams

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Circus Act

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

Clown Nightmares

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Scarecrow Directions

Falling

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

GPS HIghway to Hell

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....