Navigational Nightmare Survivor Mugs

'Sorry I'm late for class, but I got lost again.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Emergency Phone.

Barcode Dreams

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Circus Act

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

Scarecrow Directions

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

Clown Nightmares

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Falling

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

GPS HIghway to Hell

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car