Navigational Mishap Survivors Mugs

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

In case of stock market crash break glass.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

GPS HIghway to Hell

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Sling

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

External Revenue Service

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

Bl**dy climate change...

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Have you been tested?"

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

Atlantic - Ocean