Shipwreck Survival Mugs

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Deserted Island Logging

Desert Island Bagpipes

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

Bl**dy climate change...