Surviving A Shipwreck Mugs

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'

"Whatever you say, a month without connectivity has been a great detox."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Desert Island Bagpipes

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"Over there - an island!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

External Revenue Service

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."