Craft Failure Survivor Mugs

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

A man with a rake on a desert island

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"Feng Shwoops!"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Sling

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

External Revenue Service

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Bl**dy climate change...

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"Have you been tested?"

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

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