"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."
Craft Failure Survivor Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with our craft failure survivor pillows, perfect for reminding yourself or others that every creative setback is just part of the story worth sharing.
"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."
'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."
'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'
'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'
"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"
"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."
A man with a rake on a desert island
"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"
In case of stock market crash break glass.
'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'
Desert Island Bagpipes
'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'
"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."
Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.
"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"
"Feng Shwoops!"
"I just feel like a cliche."
Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.
Sling
'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'
'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!
External Revenue Service
'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'
Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!
Bl**dy climate change...
"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."
"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."
"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."
Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
"Have you been tested?"
'Petersen, you're fired!'
Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish
Craft Failure Survivor Pillows Collection
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