Shipwrecked Survivor Pillows

Castaway accidentally attracts the attention of a bull.

Man eating himself on desert island

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

External Revenue Service

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Bl**dy climate change...

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."