Shipwrecked Survivor T-Shirts

Castaway accidentally attracts the attention of a bull.

Man eating himself on desert island

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Deserted Island Logging

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"Over there - an island!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

External Revenue Service

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."

Bl**dy climate change...