Nightmare Explorers Gifts

'Somebody please help me!'

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

65 Million Years Ago

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Barcode Dreams

Quantum Psychic

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Clown Nightmares

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Circus Act

Bull and Bear Nightmare

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"