Midnight Explorers Gifts

'Graveyard shift' Ghosts clocking in

"I came home late last night and my wife was at the front door butt naked. She was just getting home too."

Late night teddy reading

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Quantum Psychic

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Your future looks charming.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Wiccapedia.

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Mouse shopping after hours

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

"I don't know this one."