Midnight Explorers Pillows

'Graveyard shift' Ghosts clocking in

"I came home late last night and my wife was at the front door butt naked. She was just getting home too."

Late night teddy reading

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Quantum Psychic

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Your future looks charming.'

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Wiccapedia.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Mouse shopping after hours

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

"I don't know this one."