Supernatural Explorers Gifts

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Astral Projection

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Quantum Psychic

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Your future looks charming.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

'Go to Hell'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Route 666

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Wiccapedia.

"Who's there?"

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"