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'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Big Bang Theory.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

We're With Stupid

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."