Universe Unraveler T-Shirts

'So what we thought was dark matter is really dark energy.'

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Big Bang Theory.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Slinky Cow World

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."