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'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

A boy acting suspiciously

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Quantum Psychic

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Treasure Island Book.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"