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'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Pastorius wonders why.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Quantum Psychic

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Treasure Island Book.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"I spy with my little eye…"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'