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"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Surprise!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Stonehenge Explained

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.