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"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Stonehenge Explained

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Channelling on the Cheap

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'