Universe Unravelers T-Shirts

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

Blackhole Research.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Is that the mass of a crescent moon or a full moon?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

Big Bang Theory.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Space exploration"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."