Universe Unravelers Mugs

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

Blackhole Research.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'Is that the mass of a crescent moon or a full moon?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

Big Bang Theory.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Slinky Cow World

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."