Mystery Unravelers Mugs

'We find the defense and prosecution arguments totally confusing without a doubt.'

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

Little Free Conspiracy Theories

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Three people hypnotised by a self-hypnosis book.

'Still no sight of Flight MH370...'

Helpful Witch Trump

A boy acting suspiciously

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Quantum Psychic

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

M16 Code-breakers office

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

Conspiracy Theory Books

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

Department of Dot Connection

'His tell-all book will be the first step of rehabilitation.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Portrait of Sigmund Freud