Mystery Unravelers Mugs

'We find the defense and prosecution arguments totally confusing without a doubt.'

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

Little Free Conspiracy Theories

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Three people hypnotised by a self-hypnosis book.

'Still no sight of Flight MH370...'

Helpful Witch Trump

A boy acting suspiciously

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Quantum Psychic

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The transparent safe box of Panama

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

M16 Code-breakers office

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Conspiracy Theory Books

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

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