Nightmare Uncoverer Prints

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

Monster Realtor

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Second Thoughts Wedding

Clown Nightmares

Circus Act

Falling

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."