Universe Unveil-er Gifts

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

Big Bang Theory.

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Origins of Everything

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'