Universe Expander Gifts

The Nut Expanded Universe

Big Bang Theory.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Boptimism

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'